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Every day when I paby it,Ithink two things:one,Iwish i had a gun and,two,someday i'm gonna order breadfast to be deliverd

  每天我们从店门口经过,想的都是两件事:一,要是我有枪就好了,二,总有一天我要订他们家碉堡了的羊角面包。

  You're right,max,You only live once.yolo。

  没错,麦克斯 人就一辈子,该吃吃,该喝喝。

  And now my phone just died。It's an epidemic

  我的手机都挂了,这是回传染的。

  And now my phone just died。It's an epidemic

  我的手机都挂了,这是回传

  And the nsa checks our phones like a crazy ex-girlfriend

  国-家-安-全局像发了疯的前女友般qieting我们的手机

  and texas hates women,florida hates blacks

  德克萨斯州歧视女人,佛罗里州歧视黑人

  And everybody hates everything with the exception,of angelina jolie,who is totally awesome。

  每个人都讨厌所有的一切,但就是不讨厌安吉丽娜.朱丽 她人实在好

  Let me turn off the lights for a more dramatic impact

  我把灯关了,让你们更为震撼

  It used to s-mell like the palce poop comes to die

  这地方本来是一股死老鼠死了又死的味道

  or death comes to poop

  或者是死老鼠活过来的味道

  And as he fell,he looked up at me and s-miled content Peaceful.

  他倒下的时候,看着我微笑。心满意足,非常平静。

  A woman finally offers Han a piece,and he turns it down

  终于有女人要给Han“一部分”,但是他拒绝了。染的。

  And as he fell,he looked up at me and s-miled content Peaceful.

  他倒下的时候,看着我微笑。心满意足,非常平静。

  A woman finally offers Han a piece,and he turns it down

  终于有女人要给Han“一部分”,但是他拒绝了。

  And look what we did! we created The greatest,coolest,chic-est cupcake shop,and I love it!

  看看我们多厉害,我们创造了一间史上最酷,最潮的蛋糕店,我爱死它了。

  why are the hot ones always gay?

  长的帅的怎么都是基男?

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